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I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast because this is the kind of cone I'd like to spend some quality time with.

That settles it, I need to have a farm-themed birthday this year with hay bales and apple bobbing and DEFINITELY an Applejack cake. Done.

How could you disturb this perfection with a fork? Oh easy, just use your hands and cram it into your face by the fistful!

Strawberry cream cheese frosting are the magic words here. I don't even care if there is any cake under there. I'll be happy with a giant lump of strawberry cream cheese frosting.

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

Such a fragrant fellow! Though without a little honey he can be a little bitter. Come on, give me some sugar, honey.

Rainbows are seasonally appropriate for every season! They never go out of style.

There is something special about warm, salty, freshly roasted peanuts. Especially at a baseball game. Walking around on crunched up shells is a special pleasure of its own.

A good looking cake is worth so much on its own. You almost don't want to cut into it for fear of destroying the design. But man! Aren't you glad you did? There are rainbows inside! The world needs to know.

Sometimes kids don't want to play house, they want to play garage and change the chocolate sauce on that old peppermint jalopy.

The way to my heart is through my stomach with a salty, crunchy, spicy snack. Be my Valentine!

Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!

I have a confession to make, guys. I LOVE cherry flavoring. Artificial, natural, actual cherries, maraschino cherries, brandied cherries, cherry Jolly Ranchers, I can't get enough! Also gummy cola bottles are one of my most favorite candies! These cupcakes belong to me, is what I'm saying. They are mine. I wants.

I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?

Making little cookies for your hot tennis instructor is a smart move.

Someone has spent hours and hours weeding and hoeing and tilling the earth to make sure that Cristin has a wholesome and lovely birthday. Those are some seriously well maintained crops!