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This cookie is so fancy and expertly made, I want it embroidered into a ballgown. This would look amazing on a bodice.

Let me describe what you're looking at here: heart-shaped red velvet cheesecake marble brownies. There is not a word in that sentence to dislike. If they taste half as good as they sound I'm pretty sure I'll die.

Every snack should come with an encouraging (or discouraging) message. I trust what a cupcake has to say. The sweetness can really soften the blow of some bad news.

Do your friends hate helping you move because you have nothing but incredibly heavy boxes of books? Maybe you can sweeten the deal by making them a book cake as a treat. Perhaps they'll come through with you if you're a good enough baker.

My world can never have enough pink in it, especially when said pink is expertly piped onto perfect cupcakes.

Nowhere in the rhyme do they say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but a broken man wouldn't make a very cute cookie.

For being such super hippie food, I have to say, this stuff is pretty adorable! There is a vegan brownie bite in those little bags made of all raw ingredients like dates and nuts and such. The bags themselves are dehydrated fruit roll up type sheets. Like a healthy little gift bag!

Fill a pie with berries and rum and I'm there. It's like a delicious girly cocktail with a crust!

Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.

I imagine these cookies are delicate, buttery, floral and not too sweet. Only for special occasions, of course.

When I was a wee tot I had a Woodstock Christmas tree ornament. My brother had Snoopy and my sister had... the girl Snoopy. What was her name? Oh that's right, Belle! Thanks Google! Anyway, I always knew that despite species, Woodstock was always top dog. This cake proves it.

Sometimes we overindulge. It happens, and it's okay. It's holiday party season and man is there a lot of hot mulled wine, hot buttered rum, champagne, hot chocolate with Rumplemintz out there tempting us with its deliciousness. These Japanese gummies claim to help cure a hangover. Ship me a case and I'll let you know if they work. I've got about a gallon of wine on the stove to get through.

Who wouldn't want to eat a bunny butt?

Fondant buttons are adorable, right? So are cupcakes with fondant buttons on them. I think we're all still in agreement here. So what happens when you make cookies in the image of cupcakes decorated with fondant buttons? Did I just divide by zero?

Kate and Wills had a seriously fantastic decorator for their epic royal wedding cake. It's fruitcake which I don't really understand, as fruitcake is just not tasty. But it is incredibly gorgeous and gigantic: 8 tiers of different flavored fruitcakes, each with a different decorating scheme. I'm mad impressed.

Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?