epicute

Don't be scared, little ghost. I'm only going to take a little bite.

Cupcakes are not my first choice for movie watching snacks, but when they are this carefully thought out and so nicely themed! That ticket is especially impressive with it's little numbers all painted on so precisely. Do you think I could win a raffle with that sweet treat?

Never has there been a cake that looks like it's literally floating on a magical pink cloud until now. I just hope that the bride or guest of honor at this soiree was wearing a similarly floofy and outrageously girly dress. In fact, this cake would have gone nicely with my senior prom dress! Man that thing was gaudy!

The only thing I can imagine would be better than Nutter Butters is Nutter Butters dipped in white chocolate and made to look like a snowman. I'm sold.

This cake is not kidding with it's carrotness. Carrotosity? Self reference? I mean come on, there are real carrot greens going on. You have to respect that.

Crunchy Hello Kitty noms, get in my mouf!

Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.

I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.

If you're not planning to hit the booze juice tonight in celebration of the new year, why not knock back a cosmo cupcake or two? I'd say that's a worthy substitute.

Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.

Sometimes you really want fries, but you also really want something sweet, but you don't want a Wendy's frosty. WHAT TO DO?

I think we should have a special ceremony where an elephant carries a newborn baby around the neighborhood in its trunk to introduce the kid to all the neighbors. It would be so friendly and exciting! These cookies are just the beginning.

Okay, I know it doesn't take a whole heap of talent or time or dedication to make a batch of cupcakes and a batch of cookies made with cookie cutters. I am aware. I am also aware that sometimes simple things can be just as cute as something that is full of blood, sweat and tears. Just think of the frosting stuck to the back of that cookie. Mmmmmmmm.

Do you love Jareth in Labyrinth so much you could just eat him up? This Jareth is completely edible and just as devious.

Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.

It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?