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I vant to raise your blood sugar!

Oh, poor baby isn't old enough to appreciate the glory of this amazing cake. What a shame.

You're gonna need a bigger plate.

What is this gingerbread man singing about? First thought, "Frosty the Snowman" but look at his jaunty little hat and dramatic wide stance! He must be in the middle of an epic Vivaldi piece or something. He's serious. I'm going to let him finish his song before I eat him.

I think we could add this dish to our previously planned Carbfest 2011 to go with the mini cups of mac and cheese. This is my kind of frosting; salty, starchy, full of butter and garlic. It must be lunchtime because I am drooling over here.

What I wouldn't give for a sweet, crunchy, delicious treat right about now.

Are you a huge nerd like me? Do you love Game of Thrones and follow the old gods? Do you wish you had a creepy old tree with a face to pray to? You can at least eat this one!

Ahhhhhh doesn't that look refreshing? Laying out on liverwurst beach with an umbrella and a lettuce bush nearby for a snack. We've been having freak hailstorms with lightning and thunder and then suddenly it will be calm. I'm ready for a steady shot of sunshine. Any time now.

It's true, we really do fall in love with people who are a lot like us. These two were clearly made for each other.

Bite sized snacks are indisputably the best snacks, I'm sure we can agree. When said bite is also a potato, which again I'm sure we can agree is one of the most perfect foods on the planet, stuffed with butter and sour cream no less, well I'd say the ball has been knocked clear out of the park. Basically what I'm saying is, I'm gonna count to three, and if there isn't a potato bite in my mouth when I'm done, someone's going to pay.

It's that time of year! What is your going to be dressed as? This lunch is going as friendly disembodied skulls at night. Not super scary but A for effort!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, friends! Here's a little leprechaun treat to hopefully replace that gross green beer you were thinking of drinking. Don't do that.

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

There is nothing not to love about this cake. The green is so fresh and modern and the little buildings are so elegant and perfectly handmade. I've never even been to Amsterdam and I'm smitten.

Sometimes you're in a rush to make wonky ghost cookies but you just don't have the right shape!

Themed birthdays are something I never had the pleasure of as a child. I mean sure, I had matching paper plate, napkins and cardboard party hats all with Barbie on them, but disposable paper products do not a theme make. I was never a big Spider Man fan as a kid, but now that I'm thirty-something I wouldn't turn up my nose at these cookies.