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You could have an entire meal of burgers! Burgers for dinner and burgers for dessert!

You could paint pretty much anything a pretty color and roll it in sprinkles and I'll be tempted to eat it.

Once upon a time, sugar came in cubes or not cubes, brown or white. Now there are wondrous selections of accoutrements for your tea or coffee. Enough to suit any sweet tooth! It really is a wonderful world.

I'm sure plenty of people would agree when I say that the devil would most likely ply and coerce with sweets. How appropriate then that these "deviled" eggs be made of sticky sweet Cadbury Creme Eggs.

This cake looks like it belongs in a baby's pack n play with the simple shapes and primary colors. This would make a nice first birthday cake. Can't you see a sweet tot smashing fistfuls of this beauty into his face? Awwww.

I've got summer fever! Let's go lay on towels and try not to get sand in our food and shoo bees away from our soda cans!

There are a million Mario cupcakes out there and pretty much all of them are adorable. I particularly like these because of how simple they are. The shapes are basic and effective, the fondant is smooth and not too thick, and Mario's mustache is as full as ever.

Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.

Sure there are all sorts of edible flowers but have you actually eaten them? I have, they taste like, well, like flowers. Wouldn't you rather eat something that looked like a flower but tasted sweet? Of course you would.

Now this is a birthday treat I can get behind! I love me a savory snack, and I LOVE me some sushi rice and roe. MMMMMM. I'm gonna bookmark this one for seven months until my birthday comes back around.

Those tiny macarons studding this cake are like the prettiest, most girly, edible punk spikes. I'd wear a jacket like that.

When times get tough, the tough get fancy. Or something like that. Seriously though, a handle on a cupcake is pretty seriously fancy. I don't think I could maintain that level of fancy for long. I'd end up with a frosting mustache or something.

It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?

This company in Iceland makes chocolates to emulate mountains that they have in their very midst! White chocolate glaciers, raspberry lava, craggy chocolate shells. Edible art!

In my mind, the days of the dinosaur looked just like this with lots of bright colors and bright beady eyes and friendly faces. Hey, where's my neon pink dinosaur saddle? I want to go for a sweet ride.

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.