I vant to raise your blood sugar!
What is this gingerbread man singing about? First thought, "Frosty the Snowman" but look at his jaunty little hat and dramatic wide stance! He must be in the middle of an epic Vivaldi piece or something. He's serious. I'm going to let him finish his song before I eat him.
Ahhhhhh doesn't that look refreshing? Laying out on liverwurst beach with an umbrella and a lettuce bush nearby for a snack. We've been having freak hailstorms with lightning and thunder and then suddenly it will be calm. I'm ready for a steady shot of sunshine. Any time now.
Bite sized snacks are indisputably the best snacks, I'm sure we can agree. When said bite is also a potato, which again I'm sure we can agree is one of the most perfect foods on the planet, stuffed with butter and sour cream no less, well I'd say the ball has been knocked clear out of the park. Basically what I'm saying is, I'm gonna count to three, and if there isn't a potato bite in my mouth when I'm done, someone's going to pay.
Themed birthdays are something I never had the pleasure of as a child. I mean sure, I had matching paper plate, napkins and cardboard party hats all with Barbie on them, but disposable paper products do not a theme make. I was never a big Spider Man fan as a kid, but now that I'm thirty-something I wouldn't turn up my nose at these cookies.