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At first I thought this looked like the world's fanciest doorstop or something but then I started drooling and realized that my brain knew it was awesome food so why couldn't the rest of me figure it out? The only way to eat such a fancy dessert is in the tiniest nibbles possible. You have to be careful not to compromise the structural integrity of the stack.

I've always been fascinated by silver nonpareils. They're so similar to ball bearings which are so fun to play with, but these are like ball bearings you can EAT! How fun is that?!

Houndstooth is such a hot trend right now. Gaga wore nothing but houndstooth on The View recently, I just saw an amazing couch covered in it the other day. These cookies are a dream come true.

Sure I'm eating protein-rich cheese and whole grain bread and veggies. Not! This cake and frosting sandwich looks delicious!

Thanksgiving is upon us in the US this week and that means it's eating season! I'm planning on wearing a very forgiving knit dress to the family festivities. I'll be pushing its limits with the mountain of mashed potatoes I plan to eat. I wish I had time to make these amazing cupcakes! caramel turkeys are so clever and creative, I'm simply blown away.

It's true, what the cake says. But you have to admit there are also days when all you need is coffee or all you need is clean sheets or all you need is a cold dog nose. I'm just saying, don't limit yourself.

Forget the tradition of ham for breakfast on Christmas morning. I want this cake first thing in the morning!

Merry Christmas, Cuteologists! Thanks so much for sticking with me through the site transition and embracing our new home. You get three slices of cake this year for being my favorite readers!

Cheese birds must be the happiest birds around. Just as long as they stay out of hot climates.

I vant to raise your blood sugar!

Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.

Here's one way to get your kids to eat veggies, tell them they're turkey feathers! They'll gobble them right up!

Hey deer, you better not leave any little presents in the frosting if you know what I mean.

We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.

I'm gonna have frosting all over me in about two minutes if someone doesn't stop me from tackling and snuggling this cake. All together now... D'AWWWWWWWWWWW!

Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

It's a shame that any smashing has to happen here, it's such a cute Hulk!