epicute

Can I get a hat that looks like me to wear on my head? That's pretty much what this cupcake is doing and it looks pretty fierce. I think I could rock it.

A marshmallow, toothpicks, edible ink, a little candy and a hollow plastic Easter egg. Perfect! I'd much rather see a sweet little edible chick in an egg as opposed to the half dollars of my youth. I imagine I'd be able to get these without the accompanying WWII stories as well. Love you Uncle Ray, but a seven year old doesn't need to know about the South Pacific Theater.

If you're not planning to hit the booze juice tonight in celebration of the new year, why not knock back a cosmo cupcake or two? I'd say that's a worthy substitute.

cooking something inside itself and flavored with itself is so self-referentially satisfying. It's so meta it was practically invented for the internet.

Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?

I knew it! I had always suspected that Rilakkuma was stuffed with whipped cream and berries! Score one for me!

If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.

Tomorrow is the day to sedate your pets, break out the beer and load up on hot dogs! Maybe also a super classy panna cotta dessert, perhaps?