Tonight is the premiere of season five of Breaking Bad and I could not be more excited! Have you got your baggies of blue rock candy and buckets of fried chicken batter ready to go?
This is pretty much a room in a cake for me. The yellow walls, the stripes, I'd like that on a bedspread please.
You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
Hey deer, you better not leave any little presents in the frosting if you know what I mean.
Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!
Someday I'm gonna catch me one of them sugar birds who lays Cadbury Mini Eggs and I'm going to keep it captive and secret so I can eat the chocolatey goodness all year round and NO I'M NOT SHARING.
So adorable, you almost don't realize you're eating a vegetable!