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Even though there's no ice cream in that ice cream looking puck, I'm still in love because a kiwi is almost as good!

You can pack a whole lot of chocolate into one little bite sized cupcake. Remember that next time you promise yourself that you'll only have one bite of dessert. Make that bite count!

I wish I knew what was inside this lovely green apple dessert! Is it a cake? An actual apple? some sort of pastry or bean paste? Mochi? I want to eat it no matter what!

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

Wouldn't this springtimey cake make a lovely hat for a garden party? I went to a wedding performance art thing once where there was a girl dressed as a wedding cake with real cake on her hat. She wandered through the party and bent down so people could take bites. I'm pretty sure anyone with an edible hat would be the life of the party.

I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.

Time for walks in the park with a wagon. What are you gonna put in the wagon? Puppies? Pumpkins? Children? Dried corn?

Now I know what to make for my tailor friend on his birthday! Though I'm afraid he'd try to separate and organize all the buttons into separate little plastic baggies.

Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

Alright all you Sailor Moon lovers, commence squealing in delight!

This brings me back to October of last year in Paris where I ordered a creme brulee and it ended up being the size of my face. I still ate the whole thing and don't regret a single delicious bite.

Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.

I do not like to eat candy corn but I love the way it looks. When you make it out of jiggly Jello and add a bunch of booze I am all over it! Now I just need a party to bring this to!

I'm sorry I have to do this, koala, but you're just too damn delicious.

Daisies are such humble flowers; ubiquitous and hardy, they are incredibly social. Imagine a whole table of itty bitty daisy cakes, like a cheery meadow, waiting to be eaten.

What a special way to say goodbye to your class! I would have felt so incredibly special if my teacher had mad a little sandwich with my face on it! I'd be the one in the lower left with glasses. Nerd ahoy!