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They've returned with a miniature green Giorgio Tsoukalos. "Alienth"

The dude in the loincloth is just as confused about this art style as we are.

"Oh, Lionel Richie. Ours is a love that can never be."

Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.

Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.

I think most of us would be okay with these guys taking over the world. "Who's going to rule over all of existence? Yes you are! Yes you are!"

This Book is Full of Spiders is an upcoming sequel to John Dies at the End.

In celebration of the series's 15th anniversary, (yeah, 15 years ago. Don't you feel old now?) Scholastic is putting out new covers featuring specific scenes from each of the books. Aside from the fact that it still says "Sorcerer's Stone," it's a really nice looking cover. What do you think of it? Is this enough to get you to buy yet another copy of this book?