books

I love the voltage. It's so bad.

At least this book's up front about it.

(Star Wars)

Amazing Stories of Amazing Racism!

"Yes I am riding an anthropomorphic bull while a winged ninja turtle chases me. You want to make something of it?"

"Oh, uh... this? The cat did it?"

"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast." "I'll bet!"

Weirdest strip-o-gram ever.

On a train this slow, you have to do something to pass the time. They chose interpretive dance in space.

I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.

...lose our top if we don't retie it?

"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."

Never borrow a quill from Hagrid.

"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."