books

"I've got my eye on you, wall."

A title so awesome even the space cops attack it out of fear.

Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.

(Star Wars)

Is it just me, or do the women look kind of... unimpressed?

I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.

We get it Bill, this experiment's important. No need to get all dramatic about it.

Cyborgs take alligator wrestling very seriously.

Love is surprisingly terrifying

Why is the book cover making me question my masculinity?

I think there's something wrong with the hen.

Is Reepicheep hitting on me? Well, we are at sea I guess.

Because if there's any part of your body that doesn't need protection, it's your chest.

The dragon's expression is entirely justified, given the giant transparent head rising from the ocean.

Party healer, or just an excuse to cop a feel?

Hey, Ben Affleck's in this one!