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Old Man Yells at Cloud.

If this is what martians look like, I'm not surprised their population has dwindled to one.

French Bilbo is sassy!

"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"

Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.

"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."

Strange, I don't remember this part of the book. And why don't the dudes on his arms have dudes for arms?

(The Dresden Files)

I was never a huge Monkees fan either, but that's a little harsh.

I'm no laser gun expert, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to aim at something. Not just nonchalantly fire in random directions.

(Click for bigger) Well, time to lock myself in my apartment for the next few days.

Yo world, I heard you desire people. So we put people in your people so you can desire while you desire.

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(Harry Potter)

"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Lolcatman!"

Careful with that! You almost stabbed the title.