The length of that loincloth isn't fooling anybody, pal.
"It's mine! I won this goldfish from the carnival and no one's gonna take it away from me!"
The dancing gods put on one hell of a concert.
The unicorn has the face of someone wondering just how the hell their life came to this.
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Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?
Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
I would ask how she plans to cover her face, but I doubt very many people will be looking at her face.
There might be too many revelations going on here.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.
The long lost sequel to Seaman?
I was completely on board with this cover until the dog showed up.