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Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.

Even the main character isn't sure he wants to be a part of whatever's going on here.

I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.

The great heroes of fantasy: a woman in golden bikini armor and a fat guy.

Zelde sees no reason to cover up in the harsh vacuum of space.

And the extra point is good!

"The man they had rejected came back to rule the new Nuclear Age" ...as a giant floating head.

Party healer, or just an excuse to cop a feel?

I think I've had this exact dream.

Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."

Bad Joke Eel makes his literary debut!

I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.

Give a rocket eyes and it already wishes it could unsee something.