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Give a rocket eyes and it already wishes it could unsee something.

"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"

(Click for bigger) Well, time to lock myself in my apartment for the next few days.

So... do those vibrate? Just asking. For a friend.

Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.

"Alas, poor Yorrick! I knew him... wait, who is this?"

POOR CABLE MANAGEMENT MAKES COMPUTER ANGRY!

"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast." "I'll bet!"

Cool, I used to watch this show all the time! Don't remember this act though.

You know what would have made Black Swan better? Space nakedness.

Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.

Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.

When carpal tunnel syndrome goes untreated.

The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."

Yes, the doctor wrote a prescription for chaos, but we clearly have an overdose here.

"I've got my eye on you, wall."