books

Well, the title's sure accurate. Though it does make me wonder how Morton J. Golding was able to see into my -- I mean my friend's subconscious

Even the main character isn't sure he wants to be a part of whatever's going on here.

Yeah, smack it with your rifle. That'll work.

At least this book's up front about it.

So Dune isn't the only Frank Herbert book where you need to worry about a giant worm.

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."

"Hey! A little help? I promise, my bark is worse than my bite! Ha ha! Sorry, just a little tree humor there. Seriously though, this is really quite painful!"

Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?

Love is surprisingly terrifying

Hey, Ben Affleck's in this one!

Is Han Solo gonna kill Rory? Again?

I'm not saying this suit is impractical, but I fell on my back and rocked myself to sleep trying to get back up.

If it weren't for my horse...

The battle goes on so long we have to start enlisting fetuses and animals?

They thought it was just a website for funny cat pictures. They were wrong.