books

I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.

Why is the book cover making me question my masculinity?

We get it Bill, this experiment's important. No need to get all dramatic about it.

Given the content of this book, this weirdly proportioned naked dude is probably the least WTF thing about it.

This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.

"Yes, very nice and all, but would you mind waiting until we're on a planet with an atmosphere? I seriously have no idea how you're still alive."

Seeking out new life and new civilizations and shooting them in the face. Because America, that's why!

(Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

Old Man Yells at Cloud.

And the extra point is good!

"It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men!"

Aw man, he tracked his entrails all over the new carpet.

Because if there's any part of your body that doesn't need protection, it's your chest.

Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.

The cover art is giving me some weird ideas of what this book is about, and the title isn't helping either.

Roger Rabbit's gotten dark.