Awwwwww Yeah! Green dude's 'bout to drop a mothaf**kin' G-Bomb in here!
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Via Business Insider
In celebration of the series's 15th anniversary, (yeah, 15 years ago. Don't you feel old now?) Scholastic is putting out new covers featuring specific scenes from each of the books. Aside from the fact that it still says "Philosopher's Stone," it's a really nice looking cover. What do you think of it? Is this enough to get you to buy yet another copy of this book?
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"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
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No daughter of Earth's is going out dressed like that! Now come back here and put some real clothes on, young lady.
Via Unhistorical
"In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit." On September 21, 1937, J.R.R. Tolkien published The Hobbit. 75 years later, we're still reading about that hobbit who left that hole in the ground to follow a band of dwarves and a wizard on a great adventure. The children's novel has been translated into over 40 languages and sold tens of millions of copies. It even had a series of sequels you may have heard of.
Thanks for years of adventure, Bilbo Baggins. Happy 75th Birthday!
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Cyborgs take alligator wrestling very seriously.
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Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.
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French Bilbo is sassy!
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"Ha, I fooled you all! What you thought was my fist was actually a piece of cardboard the entire time! Ha ha ha ha!"
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"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Lolcatman!"
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Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.
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"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?" "Nah. Those people are weird."
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Video has Explicit Language and some GRRM style violence.
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What do you have to teach us today, Mr. Cl-AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
