Old Man Yells at Cloud.
Yeah, smack it with your rifle. That'll work.
Careful with that! You almost stabbed the title.
Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."
"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.
Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.
Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.
"Four legs? What the hell is that?"
"Pink shirt? What the hell is that?
"B*tch I'm fabulous!"
Doesn't matter had snu-snu.
Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.
"Oh, uh... this? The cat did it?"
I don't think I'd be able to take Big Brother seriously if everyone dressed like this.
French Bilbo is sassy!