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Never borrow a quill from Hagrid.

"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?" "Nah. Those people are weird."

"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"

Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?

The unicorn has a look of "You...You're kidding me, right?"

In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.

Bad Joke Eel makes his literary debut!

"B*tch I'm fabulous!"

The great heroes of fantasy: a woman in golden bikini armor and a fat guy.

Weirdest strip-o-gram ever.

"Hey whoa, I didn't know it was that kind of story. Listen, I'll just leave you to... whatever it is you do here. No judgement."

We haven't quite worked out the kinks of mounted combat on this horse-lizard planet.

Pink cat thing knows where your looking. And he does not approve.

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."

"The man they had rejected came back to rule the new Nuclear Age" ...as a giant floating head.

I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.