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This looks like the kind of thing you don't want the dog to bring back.

Man, I didn't know the Atari 800 computers could time travel. Knew I shouldn't have gotten the Tandy.

Someone's taking their Tank Girk fandom a little too seriously.

After being turned into a tiger-human hybrid, what else is there to do but fight a horse for his SCUBA equipment?

"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?" "Nah. Those people are weird."

No daughter of Earth's is going out dressed like that! Now come back here and put some real clothes on, young lady.

Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?

Hey, Ben Affleck's in this one!

A dude punching robots with his bare hands? I'm sold.

"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"

Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?

You think he's mad because the aliens stole his sleeves?

Yeah, warp speed collisions will do that to you.

Anything you can do... I can turn into the stuff of nightmares?

Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.

You know what would have made Black Swan better? Space nakedness.