Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
Oh Ye of little faith!
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
Your eminence, the Spanish Inquisition are here to see you. I wasn't expecting that!
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
Just kidding LOL
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
Sister Rosemary calls in an airstrike on the new Protestant church on Maple Street.