In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.
The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.
When Mormons discovered space travel.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
Lamp, I swear Desk meant nothing!
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.