Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.