JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Lamp, I swear Desk meant nothing!
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.
Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
12 April 1485 Opening day at the Spanish Inquisition amusement park
COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
"Stop Abraham! Thou hast been PUNKED!"
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
Rapture: Too Mainstream
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."