When Mormons discovered space travel.
Is this thing on? Test...test. Broke again? God dam*it, can't anyone in this mother fu...it is on? Attention students...
Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food
Road Rage - when dragons fail to yield.
Rapture: Too Mainstream
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
What would I do?
So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.