"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."
mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food
COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.
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The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house
When Mormons discovered space travel.
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.