Welcome to American Idol. Here's your number. Sit down and wait for us to call you.
COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
What would I do?
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."