12 April 1485 Opening day at the Spanish Inquisition amusement park
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
And now the forecast for sinners... Yep, looks like it's gonna be hot as hell again.
Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
I'm converting to Buddhism
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
We think you can live without your window frame and we're here to help you break the addiction.
Jesus rocks the mini skirt.
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties