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After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
And now the forecast for sinners... Yep, looks like it's gonna be hot as hell again.
Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
When Mormons discovered space travel.
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
Is this thing on? Test...test. Broke again? God dam*it, can't anyone in this mother fu...it is on? Attention students...
21 nun salute
RE-GIFTING the important thing is to remember who it was from the first time around.
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."
Oh Ye of little faith!