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HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
Hold on a sec, I think I've seen this movie...it stars johnny depp and helena bonham carter right
What would I do?
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house
ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake
SO RLY YOU CANT AFFORD TO NOT BE INSURED