i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
Just kidding LOL
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh
I'm converting to Buddhism
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?
All together now! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
When Mormons discovered space travel.
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.
Welcome to American Idol. Here's your number. Sit down and wait for us to call you.