If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
Chaos ahh my old cure all friend. I was wondering when you'd return. I grow weary of Seinfeld reruns and internet porn.
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties
Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
It's from my wife. It says if I don't go home soon, I'll be sleeping in the shed tonight.
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.