After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?
mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
NO! Father don't pull her finger!!
For the very last time!! You are the 'disciples' NOT the 'JayCee-Krew'!!
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
What would I do?
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.
The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!
Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.