It's from my wife. It says if I don't go home soon, I'll be sleeping in the shed tonight.
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
What would I do?
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
STRIPPERS GONE CLASSICAL
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
When Mormons discovered space travel.
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A WEEKLY SESSION WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAINER. MEDIEVAL HEALTH CLUBS PRIDED THEMSELVES ON HAVING ALL THE LATEST EQUIPMENT
NO! Father don't pull her finger!!