religion

When Mormons discovered space travel.

LOL, just use one of Adams Ribs

THE ARK the first couples only cruise.

When on Tattooine, visit: The Jawa Hut 1701-C Sands Blvd. at Dirt Rd. Purveyors of like-new droids and authentic holy relics.
-Star Wars

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Is this thing on? Test...test. Broke again? God dam*it, can't anyone in this mother fu...it is on? Attention students...

And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...

What would I do?

The Pope? Two blocks over. Only guy in white. You can't miss him.

21 nun salute

Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.

Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.

Is this Jesus-y enough?

Angel-Brand Arrowheads - show your enemies once and for all just who's side God is really on!