Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.
Lamp, I swear Desk meant nothing!
PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake
So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
NO! Father don't pull her finger!!
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
Hold on a sec, I think I've seen this movie...it stars johnny depp and helena bonham carter right
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.
Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
Is this Jesus-y enough?
"Stop Abraham! Thou hast been PUNKED!"