religion

and that my dear is how the internet works

Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...

And this is our Winter Wrap line. Same great styling, but with more coverage for protection from the elements.

COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon

Road Rage - when dragons fail to yield.

Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.

Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting

Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!

It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.