COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
last supper part ii the check arrives
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
We think you can live without your window frame and we're here to help you break the addiction.
I'm converting to Buddhism
Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?
Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.