religion

and that my dear is how the internet works

No thanks, I've already been hugged today.

Is this Jesus-y enough?

Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.

For the very last time!! You are the 'disciples' NOT the 'JayCee-Krew'!!

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.

The Deli Llama stops to pick up sandwiches for everyone.

So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"

Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.

Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!