and that my dear is how the internet works
No thanks, I've already been hugged today.
Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
The Deli Llama stops to pick up sandwiches for everyone.
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.