religion

mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass

Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.

i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either

Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!

The Deli Llama stops to pick up sandwiches for everyone.

Is this thing on? Test...test. Broke again? God dam*it, can't anyone in this mother fu...it is on? Attention students...

It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

Sister Rosemary calls in an airstrike on the new Protestant church on Maple Street.

COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.

STRIPPERS GONE CLASSICAL

Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.