Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
When Mormons discovered space travel.
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
Is this Jesus-y enough?
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
It's from my wife. It says if I don't go home soon, I'll be sleeping in the shed tonight.
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
For the very last time!! You are the 'disciples' NOT the 'JayCee-Krew'!!
The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?