Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
THE ARK the first couples only cruise.
In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon
Just kidding LOL
I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.
Is this thing on? Test...test. Broke again? God dam*it, can't anyone in this mother fu...it is on? Attention students...
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
That's how I scroll