Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
We think you can live without your window frame and we're here to help you break the addiction.
In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon
Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.
SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.
21 nun salute
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
Oh Ye of little faith!
No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...
you know you lead a dull life when your confessions put the priest to sleep
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
All together now! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!
last supper part ii the check arrives