religion

"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"

Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."

Angel-Brand Arrowheads - show your enemies once and for all just who's side God is really on!

Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!

Just kidding LOL

21 nun salute

Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.

Rapture: Too Mainstream

NO! Father don't pull her finger!!

Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.