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Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
Have you read, and do you accept the terms and conditions listed in this agreement?
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house
No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
Chaos ahh my old cure all friend. I was wondering when you'd return. I grow weary of Seinfeld reruns and internet porn.
Hold on a sec, I think I've seen this movie...it stars johnny depp and helena bonham carter right