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It's time for your period.

What does an obligate carnivore know about fruit?

Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products

And of course, as soon as Noah released all the animals, carnage ensued

I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!

Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...

The Deli Llama stops to pick up sandwiches for everyone.

No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...

mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food

Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...