religion

Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.

Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!

Just kidding LOL

What would I do?

Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time

The demi-gods occupy Mt. Olympus.

The "Free Candy" sign on the side Concealed a nasty surprise.

Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.

When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.

Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!

Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh