religion

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.

the apocalypse the rules clearly state that you must play through

Road Rage - when dragons fail to yield.

Hello, Newman. Hello, Jerry.

I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!

All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.

EXPECT DELAYS AT CUSTOMS

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch! But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this. We didn't. We didn't.

ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?

mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food

SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.

Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.