Is this Jesus-y enough?
21 nun salute
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.
The demi-gods occupy Mt. Olympus.
When Mormons discovered space travel.
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
the apocalypse the rules clearly state that you must play through
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.