Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
Just kidding LOL
What would I do?
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The demi-gods occupy Mt. Olympus.
The "Free Candy" sign on the side Concealed a nasty surprise.
Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh