Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
Sister Rosemary calls in an airstrike on the new Protestant church on Maple Street.
I'm converting to Buddhism
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.
It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?
When Mormons discovered space travel.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!