religion

Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.

RE-GIFTING the important thing is to remember who it was from the first time around.

i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either

delivering salvation since 33 ad

It's from my wife. It says if I don't go home soon, I'll be sleeping in the shed tonight.

Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties

Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.

Have you read, and do you accept the terms and conditions listed in this agreement?

And now the forecast for sinners... Yep, looks like it's gonna be hot as hell again.

No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.