religion

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the apocalypse the rules clearly state that you must play through

Your eminence, the Spanish Inquisition are here to see you. I wasn't expecting that!

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!

In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon

SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.

HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.

Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...

Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days

PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER

mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food

It's time for your period.

And then i was like What are you a gay fish?