Is this Jesus-y enough?
religion
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
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Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.
When Mormons discovered space travel.
No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?
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Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
the apocalypse the rules clearly state that you must play through
