religion

COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.

last supper part ii the check arrives

kenny loggins everyone loves his voice

THE ARK the first couples only cruise.

It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?

It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.

The Pope? Two blocks over. Only guy in white. You can't miss him.

In the balcony, please no fornication until after the sermon

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.

Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties

And now the forecast for sinners... Yep, looks like it's gonna be hot as hell again.

No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...