religion

I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.

Have you read, and do you accept the terms and conditions listed in this agreement?

Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?

NO! Father don't pull her finger!!

I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.

Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...

So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.

Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"