religion

Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.

Rapture: Too Mainstream

Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.

Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."

12 April 1485 Opening day at the Spanish Inquisition amusement park

Road Rage - when dragons fail to yield.

Lamp, I swear Desk meant nothing!

After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.

mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

NO! Father don't pull her finger!!

"Stop Abraham! Thou hast been PUNKED!"