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The wife discovers browser history, author unknown, oil on canvas, 1768

On this day in 1732, George Washington is born in Westmoreland County, Virginia, the second son from the second marriage of a colonial plantation owner.

An initially loyal British subject, Washington eventually led the Continental Army in the American Revolution and became known as the father of the United States.

Gentlemen...to the Denny's.

Wanted you to know, I totally just blasted my triceps.

Six pence, madam to stop the fiddling

PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake

Chaos ahh my old cure all friend. I was wondering when you'd return. I grow weary of Seinfeld reruns and internet porn.

Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.

I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!

And if thou bringest in just seven friends into the business, thy bottom line will grow exponentially!