painting

So I was thinking...we add the pool here.

Everyone likes MadLibs.

Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.

sit up straight! Victors don't slouch. Did you remember to pray before battle? Would that my love were living still, and I could leave her nosy arse at home!

I trained him to kill on command.

The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house

No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....

A picture within a picture ...we must go deeper

"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"

Your sister has that same mole on her inner thigh

Reginald Witherspoon III was an expert in Vulcan gang signs