painting

The whole alphabet?

Breaking News - Sir Ben Kingsley is a vampire!!

By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!

Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.

even back then it was unacceptable ugh really youre asking me out via this message of text

According to this Orbitz Vacation Planner Manuscript, if I skip the Cape of Good Hope and sail the direct route to the New World, I can save 35 guilders.

THE NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY RULE works every time

LUTE I am your fondler

last supper part ii the check arrives

No thanks, I've already been hugged today.