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Pushed out by the Bloods and Crips, the Irate Zombie Posse had to establish themselves in the suburbs.

I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!

PHOTOGRAPHS ELSE IT SHANT HAVE COME TO PASS

She can wear a red hat and study as long as she pleases but the cat has more chance of making Cardinal than she does

What? Of course I'm listening, dear. This is my listening face.

In Tsarist Russia globe invades you

Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...

Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.

Hemlock: what you get for enlightening the world.

My hand was not in my pantaloons!

Marcus! Stop trying to rub the dog's privates with your foot! LOL!

I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis

The morning after at Charlie Sheen's house

She's at the 20, the 10, the 5! Touchdown!

You cannot get on an Airplane if you have shampoo and Toothpaste! When will you people learn!