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INVENTORS THROUGH HISTORY Sarah B. Trojan, inventor of the condom.

You know you're in big trouble.. when your Guardian Angel crashes and burns right in front of you!

No need to panic, dear, I do that myself most mornings. Tea?

Well at least they didn't put the Coldplay album cover on here and try to call it historic...OH WAIT...

Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.

Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.

Reginald! Time to spray the garden for wood nymphs again.

lousy flea ridden bugger! should i catch it, m'lord? Nah? what harm can one rat do?

GRA-A-AINS!

If I could just pull thy shirt a bit lower maddam......but my lord these are inflated manboobs

ROBESPIERRE: There's nothing like putting on the bunny slippers after a long day of beheadings.