painting

I Hath a Fever. Verily, the only prescription 'tis more cowbell.

And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.

No-strings sex it was a LIE

The derp outbreak had become so severe that all diagnosed carriers were required to be quarantined

I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems

THE NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY RULE works every time