Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
and ever afterward, the followers of pan were known as pansies
It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
Was this the card you picked? No. Was this the card you picked? No. Was this the card you picked? No.
Growing up as a cannibal was tough on Johnny's reputation. Moom, you're embarrassing me! Johnny, wait! You forgot your lunch!
Wait, you mean Salvidor Dali actually made a painting of a woman that was flattering? Was he high?
Mary, Queen of Scot (ish folds)
NO! Father don't pull her finger!!
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
No fair! No fair! Two on one no fair!