Before PetCo Cat toys were a lot messier
I trained him to kill on command.
Whilst playing furious fouls, I too grew quite irate.
Was this the card you picked? No. Was this the card you picked? No. Was this the card you picked? No.
Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.
Shhh! They think I'm a Rembrandt!
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
Your eminence, the Spanish Inquisition are here to see you. I wasn't expecting that!
Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
If you dont go to school, you will end up like those losers
So, 2 number 3's, no cheese. Wouldst thou like fries with that?
Musical chairs, I don't like to lose.