Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!
Drop the vase
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
YOU, my friend, are going to Hollywood
I'm sorry you misunderstood and tried to kiss me. It's just a hat. This IS the Middle Ages. EVERYONE dresses gay.
Stick pins in the doll in the heart and groin and drop in an urn full of water to insure the quick demise of an unfaithful husband.