painting
...and then he showed everyone in the whole castle! Before internet and cell phone cameras, beautiful girls had to beware of unscrupulous painters.
Band names: it's always been hard to come up with them.
These Snuggies are so versatile. Tell me about it! I have them in five colors.
I'm sorry you misunderstood and tried to kiss me. It's just a hat. This IS the Middle Ages. EVERYONE dresses gay.
By this account, The bird is indeed the word.
Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.
$200. Same as in town.
Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.
His first act as King was to change the name of his country from "Couldnteatanotherbiteland" to: "Hungary"
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.
All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems
