Smaller dresses? no... Bigger doors was the answer.
"Wanted: woman with no clue how to wear hats." sigh, yet another job i'm not qualified for.
Timmy, leave the dog alone. You'll give him fleas.
ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
I think these ear buds are bad. I'm still hearing that hiss.
HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY
Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!
It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER