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Is this Jesus-y enough?

If you're here for the position of Vestal Virgin, he just filled it. But we have a couple of openings for harlot.

Bossmode Engaged

Go forth and pwn noobs.

As the young couple kissed in the chariot, they heard a noise nearby. Startled, they drove off furiously. At the sound of a metallic rattling, they stopped to see what it was. And there they found the madman's hook dangling from the side of the chariot.

Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."

Thou Art Irate Brother?

This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?

GREAT MOMENTS IN CHOREOGRAPHY Georges Evian trips over a suit of armor and accidentally invents "Jazz Hands".

Thank you so much Death. I'll take my kite back now.