Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
Let's go fishing for sympathy
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.
Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.
Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?
Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.
This meeting of the "Left at the Altar" club will come to order. First on the agenda: Does anyone have any new tips for cleaning a wedding dress you wear every day?
Is yours blank Agnes? Mine is. That's funny, mine's blank too. There was a period of time that women's futures and fortunes were rather limited.
BACK THEN, , THE 'HOT' ONES WERE BRANDED.
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.