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I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.

Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.

Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.

Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.

Are we book smart yet?

Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!

After stealing the cars from Tomorrowland, Peggy and Bette weren't sure what do do next.

DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.

I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

... and this pose will get you just about anything!

This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!

Mother says sex is wrong. Even after marriage.