ladies

ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?

If you would have looked in the kitchen of your school cafeteria you would have never ate the food.

Bring it on down to Liquorville!

This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!

DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH

Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.

DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.

Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.

You dated Jeff too?

It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.

Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....

W.C.FIELDS HIS LITTLE CHICKADEE HIS LITTLER CHICKADEE HIS UNCOMFORTABLY LITTLE CHICKADEE CALL THE POLICE.

... and this pose will get you just about anything!

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.