ladies

You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?

Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.

I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.

Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.

Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.

GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!

To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!

Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.

Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!

Let's go fishing for sympathy