ladies

After stealing the cars from Tomorrowland, Peggy and Bette weren't sure what do do next.

Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.

To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.

Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.

Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.

This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!

GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!

THIS IS ILENE AND HER HALF-JAPANESE SISTER, IRENE

Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!