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Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.

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I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?

I don't know. What's your husband's name again?

THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.

Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.

Before the Spice Girls.. There were the 'Old Spice Girls'.

I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?

"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.

Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.

... and this pose will get you just about anything!

Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!