Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.
One of the reasons the "Big Band Era" ended.
Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?
I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.
W.C.FIELDS HIS LITTLE CHICKADEE HIS LITTLER CHICKADEE HIS UNCOMFORTABLY LITTLE CHICKADEE CALL THE POLICE.
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....
Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.
Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.
I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.