ladies

This meeting of the "Left at the Altar" club will come to order. First on the agenda: Does anyone have any new tips for cleaning a wedding dress you wear every day?

I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?

Is yours blank Agnes? Mine is. That's funny, mine's blank too. There was a period of time that women's futures and fortunes were rather limited.

It's nice to see the girls getting out... and letting off some steam

Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.

So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.

GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!

Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!

Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.

You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?

Let's go fishing for sympathy