ladies

finalists unnatural pose pageant

Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

After stealing the cars from Tomorrowland, Peggy and Bette weren't sure what do do next.

Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.

Well, that was a waste of $0.38

Well we had to hock the washing machine, the piano and all the furniture but we managed to buy out Bloomingdales' entire spring collection!

To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.

monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday

Frolic like an Egyptian.

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.

Is yours blank Agnes? Mine is. That's funny, mine's blank too. There was a period of time that women's futures and fortunes were rather limited.