If you would have looked in the kitchen of your school cafeteria you would have never ate the food.
GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....
This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.
Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.