ladies

THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.

ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?

I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?

... and this pose will get you just about anything!

Yes Countess, it appears your nip has slipped.

Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.

BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...

I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?

I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

Well, that was a waste of $0.38

Ooh, your ds matches your dress, how lovely. um yeah so do you want to trade pokemon or not?

SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.