Now this girls is how you show off your assets
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?
Before the Spice Girls.. There were the 'Old Spice Girls'.
PORTABLE MUSIC SYSTEM It'll never catch on!
Sorry gents, but Booty calls!
GOSSIP it's food that fuels the small mind.
This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!
Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.
Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.
River Dance.......You're... Doing it wrong
Mother says sex is wrong. Even after marriage.