ladies

To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.

GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!

GOSSIP it's food that fuels the small mind.

One of the reasons the "Big Band Era" ended.

Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....

BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!

Yes Countess, it appears your nip has slipped.

I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?

I don't know. What's your husband's name again?

Miss Bulletin Board 1930

W.C.FIELDS HIS LITTLE CHICKADEE HIS LITTLER CHICKADEE HIS UNCOMFORTABLY LITTLE CHICKADEE CALL THE POLICE.