Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.
How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!
Mother says sex is wrong. Even after marriage.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
Bring it on down to Liquorville!
Let's go fishing for sympathy
You punch him in the face. I'll grab his wallet.
Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.