ladies

I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?

Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.

I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?

I don't know. What's your husband's name again?

Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.

Miss Bulletin Board 1930

I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

Bring it on down to Liquorville!

Yes Countess, it appears your nip has slipped.

ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?