OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
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I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.
So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.
ANOREXIA where would the fashion world be without it?
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
Bring it on down to Liquorville!
Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.
The Refined Ladies Jaunty Hat and Gun Club
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?