Hey girls, what the hell are these things we're assembling anyway? Apparently, they're called 'man caves', whatever that means.
Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.
Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....
Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!
Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
Frolic like an Egyptian.
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
Mother says sex is wrong. Even after marriage.
After stealing the cars from Tomorrowland, Peggy and Bette weren't sure what do do next.
This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!
... and this pose will get you just about anything!
If you would have looked in the kitchen of your school cafeteria you would have never ate the food.
Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.