Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.
To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.
So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.
This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
Well we had to hock the washing machine, the piano and all the furniture but we managed to buy out Bloomingdales' entire spring collection!
Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....
Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!
Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.
It's nice to see the girls getting out... and letting off some steam
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!