Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.
You dated Jeff too?
So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.
Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.
Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
Open you piece of sh*t!
Bring it on down to Liquorville!