SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
Hey girls, what the hell are these things we're assembling anyway? Apparently, they're called 'man caves', whatever that means.
Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.
Open you piece of sh*t!
You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?
Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
finalists unnatural pose pageant
To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.
After stealing the cars from Tomorrowland, Peggy and Bette weren't sure what do do next.
This meeting of the "Left at the Altar" club will come to order. First on the agenda: Does anyone have any new tips for cleaning a wedding dress you wear every day?
Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!
Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.