THIS IS ILENE AND HER HALF-JAPANESE SISTER, IRENE
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Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
Is yours blank Agnes? Mine is. That's funny, mine's blank too. There was a period of time that women's futures and fortunes were rather limited.
How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!
Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.
Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.
Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.