Let's go fishing for sympathy
PORTABLE MUSIC SYSTEM It'll never catch on!
Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
THIS IS ILENE AND HER HALF-JAPANESE SISTER, IRENE
Miss Bulletin Board 1930
Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
If you would have looked in the kitchen of your school cafeteria you would have never ate the food.
It's nice to see the girls getting out... and letting off some steam
While Crystal, Amber, and Sapphire brought in the most money, Ed had a small but dedicated following.
DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH
Frolic like an Egyptian.