DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.
Pole Dancer Dispenser! New from Ronco!
You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?
Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
While Crystal, Amber, and Sapphire brought in the most money, Ed had a small but dedicated following.
Before the Spice Girls.. There were the 'Old Spice Girls'.
So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.
Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.
Are we book smart yet?
GOSSIP it's food that fuels the small mind.
How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!
PORTABLE MUSIC SYSTEM It'll never catch on!