ladies

Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.

Sorry gents, but Booty calls!

Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!

Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.

Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...

It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.

Ooh, your ds matches your dress, how lovely. um yeah so do you want to trade pokemon or not?

While Crystal, Amber, and Sapphire brought in the most money, Ed had a small but dedicated following.

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

Let's go fishing for sympathy

I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.

Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.