ladies

"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!

It's nice to see the girls getting out... and letting off some steam

So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.

SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.

Before the Spice Girls.. There were the 'Old Spice Girls'.

Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!

Frolic like an Egyptian.

Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.

I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?

Let's go fishing for sympathy

Caption... what?

I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?

I don't know. What's your husband's name again?

One of the reasons the "Big Band Era" ended.