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This is the last time you'll ever tell me to get back to the kitchen, Mitch!

Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!

Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.

Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....

How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!

SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"

DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.

DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.

GOSSIP it's food that fuels the small mind.

Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!

I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?