Flash mobs were harder to organize before the Internet.
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.
BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...
DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH
Ooh, your ds matches your dress, how lovely. um yeah so do you want to trade pokemon or not?
SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
Let's go fishing for sympathy
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"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.