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monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.

It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.

Mother says sex is wrong. Even after marriage.

Ladies, pleeeze! There's no more Viagra....

I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!

So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.

If you would have looked in the kitchen of your school cafeteria you would have never ate the food.

DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.

You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?

BACK THEN, , THE 'HOT' ONES WERE BRANDED.

While Crystal, Amber, and Sapphire brought in the most money, Ed had a small but dedicated following.