Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
BACK THEN, , THE 'HOT' ONES WERE BRANDED.
Well, that was a waste of $0.38
Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.
Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.
Can't tell if historic meme... Or Urban Outfitters ad.
DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH
BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...
I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you?
I don't know. What's your husband's name again?
Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?