yes i know theres a beer in my future because i asked you for one 10 minutes ago. you have got to be the worst bartender that i've ever seen
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Come fetch the stick. Who's a goood sharkie? Playing with your pet forms lasting bonds, is good exercise and is just pain fun.
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
Your really getting on my nerves! "You're!" It's "You're"! Grammar Nazis always gotta ruin the party.
And another thing, you never want to take me to the ocean and you know I love the ocean.
PROPAGANDA those evil basta*ds are throwing away perfectly good women!! To arms to arms!
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Bedlam was closed when they realised that the inmates were having too much fun
Hmmm..... ... I should get this looked at.
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
Why Frodo really went to the Prancing Pony
Please excuse me It's my automatic reaction to Election Promises