yes i know theres a beer in my future because i asked you for one 10 minutes ago. you have got to be the worst bartender that i've ever seen
He doesn't suspect a thing! She doesn't suspect a thing!
Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.
And my final rose goes to...
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
I can't believe I waited an hour for this ride...Disney Land sucks...
WTF! That little girl is picking Abe Lincoln's pocket
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
It's pronounced SANDWICH and you can make it yourself!
Ma'am, Are you in need of roadside assistance?
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
The Nazis couldn't quite figure out why their mermaid aquariums never worked.