illustration

I've got to cut back her dosage!

Frank Lloyd Wright made a fortune in rectangles.

The Seven Years' War, a global conflict known in America as the French and Indian War, ends with the signing of the Treaty of Paris by France, Great Britain, and Spain.

In the early 1750s, France's expansion into the Ohio River valley repeatedly brought the country into armed conflict with the British colonies. In 1756, the British formally declared war against France.

In the first year of the war, the British suffered a series of defeats at the hands of the French and their broad network

For the love of all things holy, woman. Call the rescue squad!!! I'm sorry, dear. I can't hear you. I'm in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.

ASS BONG desperate to get high.

BLAST! The picnic is ruined. Quickly, put the lid on the raspberry jam! PUT THE LID ON THE RASPBERRY JAM!! OH LORD IT'S ATTRACTING MORE OF THEM!!! BLAST IT ALL!!

B*tch, calm yourself. I wasn't tryina holla.

I say - at the haberdashery from whence you acquired your raiment - pray tell, did they also peddle men's finery?

I wonder what all the poor people are doing tonight, William? Hahahaha. Probably working for me!

Appetizer, entree, now I just need dessert! I wonder where the bacon aisle is?

Well, Detroit sure was fun.

THE CURRENT wasn't the only thing that was fast around there.

RECESS!

I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.

well you know what they say never give the devil a reach behind or hell finger your pistol