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Verily, I have much lute.

MEANWHILE, in Florida...

Lucas, I am thy father. Naay!
-Star Wars

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

No idiot, you're supposed to throw money...not valuable antique daggers!

Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway

So gentlemen, I say to you: raise your hand in air like you just don't care. But clearly, sir, raising BOTH hands would convey that more effectively, no?

Man's Life - the magazine for shirtless men who find themselves is precarious situations with chesty, helpless women.

Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!

No thanks. I had your ahem needle last time.

Angus, do not despair. Lots of boys have cankles.

On March 13, 1781, the German-born English astronomer William Hershel discovers Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. Herschel's discovery of a new planet was the first to be made in modern times, and also the first to be made by use of a telescope, which allowed Herschel to distinguish Uranus as a planet, not a star, as previous astronomers believed.

Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh

A common military tactic: the booby trap.

B*tch, you didn't!