my purses are indeed badass
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Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY.
Sexy is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Mark the Magician always levitated the hookers into his room to avoid the landlord's rules about no visitors after 9pm.
How can I take him seriously... I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SOCKS!
In business, as in life...sh*t rolls downhill
See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.
DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.
THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.
Come on boy go fetch the sword
