illustration

In business, as in life...sh*t rolls downhill

DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.

'Come hither' eyes and bench seats a winning combination.

What a day! Makes you feel like you could just live forever! I think I see a meteor.

One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.

Just because you saved me from the snakes on the towel doesn't mean I trust the one in your trousers!

Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!

Here kitty kitty kitty

OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???

The painting is in the bedroom. Could you give me a hand? And then some, pretty lady! Cuz whne you hire John, paintings aren't the only things well hung!

Escort Card - May I have the pleasure of escorting you home this evening? If so, keep this card. If not, please may I sit on the fence and see you go by? STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.

Well, Detroit sure was fun.