Lucas, I am thy father. Naay!
-Star Wars
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
No idiot, you're supposed to throw money...not valuable antique daggers!
Man's Life - the magazine for shirtless men who find themselves is precarious situations with chesty, helpless women.
Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!
On March 13, 1781, the German-born English astronomer William Hershel discovers Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. Herschel's discovery of a new planet was the first to be made in modern times, and also the first to be made by use of a telescope, which allowed Herschel to distinguish Uranus as a planet, not a star, as previous astronomers believed.