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"Stop Abraham! Thou hast been PUNKED!"
OH NO NOT THE EYE MY BEES
Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!
Work on the gargoyles they said. It's going to be fun they said.
Bane of glockenspiel-loving romantics... Glock-blocking
"OH...YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CUCKOO CLOCK?" "MY BAD. I'LL PUT MY PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE..."
