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She always thought the saying was "Cheating ON Death"

Check out the granny panties Sue's wearing. Ew, disgusting! I'm wearing a thong. Pathetic! I'm wearin' edibles! She's gross. I always go commando! I heard that!

When mamma bear's away, papa bear will play. Let's find out which is more comfortable, the chairs or the beds!!!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....

For heaven's sake George, just let him have the parking space!

So where do I put the chicken?

OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???

Bedlam was closed when they realised that the inmates were having too much fun

Would you like to make an entry?

I'm about as frustrated as a crackhead without a lighter.

Little Susie's pyromania became apparent at her 8th Birthday party. Candles..little fires..8 perfect little fires.

What would I do?

MY RIDE consider it pimped

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.