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See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.

So Loretta thinks she can throw a better dinner party? Ha! I'll show her!!

Man, they were right! All I had to do was switch the potato to the FRONT of my pants!!

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

When mamma bear's away, papa bear will play. Let's find out which is more comfortable, the chairs or the beds!!!

Why in hell don't we have a toilet? I'm sick of going to the gas station.

My Love, my Darling I want to kiss you hard right now...but you've got a bat hanging out of the cave.

Those pokemon balls are quite cheap!

The experiment with visionally impaired lumberjacks went horrilbly wrong.

LIFE, AS THEY CORRECTLY PREDICTED, FOR 1975.

I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.

PINCHIN' A LOAF

I can tell by the way he uses his walk... he's a woman's man... no time to talk.

MULTITASKING even a man can do it!