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The Adam and Eve exhibit was a sucess, but everyone was expecting a see a little bit more

Mummy! Buy me a trollop! Pleeeease?

I swear by all that is holy, if you touch my puzzle one more time I'm going to cut you into pieces, marinate you, let you go bad and then feed you to vultures.

Here's your sandwich!

me fail english? thats umpossible!!

So gentlemen, I say to you: raise your hand in air like you just don't care. But clearly, sir, raising BOTH hands would convey that more effectively, no?

Calvin & Hobbes Bros. Grimm Edition

BLAST! The picnic is ruined. Quickly, put the lid on the raspberry jam! PUT THE LID ON THE RASPBERRY JAM!! OH LORD IT'S ATTRACTING MORE OF THEM!!! BLAST IT ALL!!

I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.

I dunno, Hank... that thing looks pretty gay to me.

Ain't no feed grain too good for mah peeps.

ASS BONG desperate to get high.