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Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.

vice president of sinister gestures vice president of designer telephones vice president of being your dad vice president of writing a novel on company time

Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles

Come fetch the stick. Who's a goood sharkie? Playing with your pet forms lasting bonds, is good exercise and is just pain fun.

COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.

Here kitty kitty kitty

All I said was I like blondes!