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Sexy is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Can't find a date? Why not Zoidberg?

PRAYING WITH DRAGONS more effective than running with wolves.

Here's to you, Don! The most creative, best kissing, most profitable ad-man in the business! Wait, what?

Those pokemon balls are quite cheap!

This is why we can't have nice things.

When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.

The Seven Years' War, a global conflict known in America as the French and Indian War, ends with the signing of the Treaty of Paris by France, Great Britain, and Spain.

In the early 1750s, France's expansion into the Ohio River valley repeatedly brought the country into armed conflict with the British colonies. In 1756, the British formally declared war against France.

In the first year of the war, the British suffered a series of defeats at the hands of the French and their broad network

Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.

The original moonwalk.

After coming of age Goldilocks found she loved to sleep in the beds of many woodland creatures

The rubber band's on the other claw now, isn't it pal?

'Come hither' eyes and bench seats a winning combination.