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Hortense was pleased to see her son playing with his father.

That specialty catalog is fabulous...I can't believe they had my size.

OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!

We finally caught the notorious bra thief!

I only did that once in college. That's why I'm going back to school.

Okay guys lets do this! LEEEEROY JEEENKINS!!!

Delila loved to start her dinner parties off with a bang.

PRAYING WITH DRAGONS more effective than running with wolves.

I'm all out of red paint, and only half done with your dress. You'll have to help me out here, miss.

You need to be quiet and go to sleep. You're not my real mom.

Tourists came from all around to take pictures when the bimbos were in bloom.

So where do I put the chicken?

Indeed you are correct, sir. It truly is a magnificent johnson.

Jack the Clipper

What would I do?