And my final rose goes to...
FACEPALM OF DEATH because, yes, you are that pathetic!
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Nice threads dude! Got it at Men's Bearhouse. Came with an extra set of leggings and they threw in the hat for free!
Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.
The REAL difference between first class and coach.
After getting rid of Mama Bear and Baby Bear, Papa Bear moved in with Goldilocks.
Have you read, and do you accept the terms and conditions listed in this agreement?
Okay guys lets do this! LEEEEROY JEEENKINS!!!
Yes, we are all aware it is not as good as your mother's porridge. Can we not just have a nice dinner for once?
I wish I could have sex without having to have a conversation first. I wish I could have a conversation without having to have sex first.
It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.
Pavlov was a beginner compared to Alice.
What do you think this is for? A carton of cigarettes? How sexy does a box of raisins need to be?