Just give it the $3.50!
And then one Christmas, Mom finally got tired of the old argument and gave in to the boys' requests...because she realized that saying 'You'll put your eye out!' wasn't nearly as much fun as saying 'Told you so!'
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GRANDMA HAD A DIRTY HOUSE Grandpa didn't seem to mind much.
Taking your father to school on" What my father does for a living day" is a bit unnerving when your father is Beelzebub
To market, to market, to buy a male chauvinist pig; Home again, home again, dancing a jig.
THE PLANET GINGER A souless world of freckles and sunburn.
Ah, the reflection in this pan is so clear and shiny, I can see my youth fading away...
Here kitty kitty kitty
Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway
dat ass since the dawn of time, my friends since the dawn of time
What a day! Makes you feel like you could just live forever! I think I see a meteor.