Escort Card - May I have the pleasure of escorting you home this evening? If so, keep this card. If not, please may I sit on the fence and see you go by? STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
Dear Brothers Grimm, I Found Your Depiction Of Wolf's Pursuits Most Abhorent! I Nor Have Any Of My Friends Ever Resorted To Cross-Dressing To Get A Meal! Furthermore...
I swear by all that is holy, if you touch my puzzle one more time I'm going to cut you into pieces, marinate you, let you go bad and then feed you to vultures.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Rock Paper Scissors Gor unfortunately chose scissors
A TRUCK SEEKS ITS NATURAL PREY... BICYCLES.
Kind sir, I do not take fancy to your punk-ass beard.
No! Not until I see you take your birth control pill! Okay, okay! Put the gun down, Paul!
Sigh, going home alone again tonight
A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSE. A true friend will help you move the body.
Here we go, Madam, The Ministry of Silly Walks.
Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!
Delila loved to start her dinner parties off with a bang.
Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid