Frodo's journey could have been a helluva lot easier.
I rock the condiments.
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
Drunk Guys always misreading the situation
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
Y'KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE FIRST. THOSE 3 BEARS DOWN THE BLOCK ARE FREAKIN' HILLBILLIES.
Skeletons to the left of me, angels to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
At first, Jacob thought it was "a cool idea" to create an OWLERY.
Oh, Thomas, it's lovely. It'll be just like living in an idealized 1950s that never existed but we insist the Country return to.
THEY WERE UNUSUAL FLIGHT MASKS but the alien pilot was very insistent
Be thankful we DON'T have them.
OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???
Is this P.F. Changs?...We're supposed to put this out front.