historic lols

I have no idea what I'm doing. You're hired.

Sir it's all you can eat not all you can hide in your pouch.

OLD SCHOOL BAT MAN Much more of a ladies man than his current version.

I hear there's a new app called "Sense of Humor." Download it B*TCH.

LUTE I am your fondler

Just look how many friends have posted on my wall.

THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.

I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.

Man's Life - the magazine for shirtless men who find themselves is precarious situations with chesty, helpless women.

PHOTOGRAPHS ELSE IT SHANT HAVE COME TO PASS

"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups

i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either

AGE has not been kind to Hugh Hefner.

COCAINE, HEROIN, OPIUM, MORPHINE...WE CALLED THAT MEDICINE

I only did that once in college. That's why I'm going back to school.