historic lols

I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.

The original carebear

MUSICAL CHAIRS you win some, you lose some.

We've already paid our protection money this month. Selling Lemonade in Detroit.

Another key from the junk drawer that no one knows what it opens.

Do you reject science and all its works? I do.

In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.

TODAY'S SAFETY WORD IS "MORE"

I have altered The New Deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

Girl, if I had a swing like that in my back yard... I'd play on it all day.

They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!

I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.

Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang