historic lols

TODAY'S SAFETY WORD IS "MORE"

Spray on tans know when to say enough

It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.

She could never imagine that one day this would be so mainstream.

This is great. You don't have to get strip-searched to take the train. I guess trains are too old-fashioned even for terrorists.

I wish they all could be Minnesota girls!

I WAS A BIKER GANG'S PLAYTHING by Hortense HoneyBottom

BED JUMPING your parents told you not to, but NO, you know EVERYTHING

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.

Everything about being a slave sucked. Everything except for Slave Roller Coaster.

INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.