Mary stop struggling and be one with the kite.
Tell me more! Tell me more! Did you get very far? Tell me more! Tell me more! Like, does he have a car? Summer days, drifting away, to uh-oh the summer nights.
I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like ...2 feet away. Well... this is awkward.
I love a martini. Two at the most. Three, I am under the table. Four, I am under the host...
For heaven's sake George, just let him have the parking space!
I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.
One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.
Yes, we are all aware it is not as good as your mother's porridge. Can we not just have a nice dinner for once?
sweet set-up man ,these computers used to take up so much room! Yeah dude I've got 4kilobytes here,KILObytes!!
everyday i'm shufflin
STEAMPIMPIN' my ride.
Fancy Cats Demand Fancy Feast
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Sensitive Bear Is always there for you.
But wait there's more!
The first time I saw a penis.