THE 1950'S when all you had to worry about in life was total nuclear eradication.

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LED ZEPPELIN COVERS to know where this is going.

Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.

Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.

SWAG

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Sue started at Aardvark, Pete started at Zebra. They met at Monkey Business.

Sir it's all you can eat not all you can hide in your pouch.

Would you like to make an entry?

No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...

I got my first real 6 string it was the summer of '39

She could never imagine that one day this would be so mainstream.

What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!

Jane struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Connecticut.

Know what this LARP needs? Polka Bards