Son, can you identify which suspect threw the refrigerator at you?
Marcia wasn't about to let that show-off Linda be the only one hearing voices.
Lucas, I am thy father. Naay!
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!
gimme that sweet brown liquid crack
Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!
Tanks are too mainstream.
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Sensitive Bear Is always there for you.
The end of sandwiches.
5 minutes...I was gone for 5 minutes.