I love a martini. Two at the most. Three, I am under the table. Four, I am under the host...
CTHULHU'S UNKNOWN SISTER HOOCHIE-CTHULHU!
Here, let me wash some of that ugly off your face.
Sock hop - it's a rave with a curfew.
Was it good for you?
Just to make sure you're all stable and of sound mind you will need to sign the Sanity Clause
My husband paints these landscapes all day long. Where he gets his inspiration I'll never know.
Flatulus knew he overdid the deviled eggs.
Granny's wooden leg you say? Nope, don't know anything about that...
shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm
FINALLY there's something interesting on cable.
Dragon With The Girl Tattoo
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.