historic lols

WITCHES. Sometimes you can just tell.

Hmm look at that killer ostrich on the loose.

IT IS AGREED! We settle this like Gentlemen!

Guns Don't Kill People...Vincent Price Does.

DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH

Beignets and Prozac - Perfect way to start the day!

The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.

...Poses as a maid, you say...7 victims so far discovered... uses a hypodermic in the neck...I wouldn't worry, Inspector. We treat whats-her-name almost like one of the family.

In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.

The difference between u and me ? I make this look good!

FILE SHARING much easier now.

ARTHROPODS you never have to worry about their going soft.

Nap time? I don't think so.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Iron Maiden

No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...