historic lols

Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.

Sock hop - it's a rave with a curfew.

DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY.

BRING IN THE NEXT ONE! Pity they don't last longer. Men are so delicate.

I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.

betty had one wish left on her magic token and this time she was going to word it much more carefully

Sorry gents, but Booty calls!

Do you reject science and all its works? I do.

IRONY no lifesaving features whatsoever!

The first time I saw a penis.

The difference between u and me ? I make this look good!

Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway

The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.

Thou Art Irate Brother?

TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!