historic lols

Home Away

They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!

Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

FINALLY there's something interesting on cable.

Fancy Cats Demand Fancy Feast

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS CONFEDERATE SCUM.

Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.

Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.

Wish I'd brought my musket with me now. I have a feeling "parr-rum-pa-pum-pum" just isn't going to cut it!

Sie sehen mich rodeIn Sie hassen' (They see me rollin' They Hatin')

The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!

Meanwhile in your love life.