Look we know you're depressed but these Facebook posts have got to STOP!
Excuse me while I bang my head on this table...
It seems Richard has de-friended me
But wait there's more!
Mush, b*tches mush!
You should have blamed the cat, like I said.
JEALOUSY it starts early.
In Tsarist Russia globe invades you
MEAT an alternative to vegetables.
Go forth and pwn noobs.
A Man Can Dream....
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.