I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath
Guess which part of my husband I liked cutting up the most?
shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm
Not now, dear. Mommy's on a winning streak.
Gnomes are not the most efficient lumberjacks, but they are the proudest.
Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.
Lady Justice was often mocked by her sister, Lady Irony!
FINALLY! Intelligent Life in the Universe!
What? Of course I'm listening, dear. This is my listening face.
MEAT an alternative to vegetables.
Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.
THE HOKEY-POKEY EPIDEMIC OF 1926 thousands shake it all about.
Pushed out by the Bloods and Crips, the Irate Zombie Posse had to establish themselves in the suburbs.
EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies