I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.
Hopefully, this will last me for at least half an hour
Death appears in many forms... some feel his touch in feathered wing across the brow... Some glimpse his shadow on a bedroom wall... And some see him tromping across their maths homework on his way to the annual Stilt Dancing Festival in Anguiano
HUSBANDS worth more at $8.99 a pound.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Jules Verne Presents: Dr. Strangelove, circa 1898
WENCHCRAFT. THE TIPS ARE BETTER THAN IN WITCHCRAFT.
The ducks then realized that they're in fact f**king ducks, and that they don't need his stupid Ark.
Yes, dear! No need to shout; I'm getting your coffee right now! Come on, come on, dammit! Why isn't this Cyanide dissolving?
A FATHER'S EYES how I see all of my daughter's suitors
MUSTANG SALLY Ride, Sally, ride.
Ah, the reflection in this pan is so clear and shiny, I can see my youth fading away...
Jagermeister. Enough said.
THE HOKEY-POKEY EPIDEMIC OF 1926 thousands shake it all about.