Now a Moment of Silence For Ghost Rider
The first time I saw a penis.
One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.
Jane struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Connecticut.
CONE-ANNE THE LIBRARIAN Robert E Howard
I REMEMBER WHEN LOL meant little old lady.
Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.
A FATHER'S EYES how I see all of my daughter's suitors
DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY.
Slow down!! 4 miles per hour, are you crazy man?
No Pop. Old Yeller Is My Dog.
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.
I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
Go forth and pwn noobs.