OH MY GOD! THAT SAXOPHONE IS KILLING HIM!
everyday i'm shufflin
THE 1950'S when all you had to worry about in life was total nuclear eradication.
Gentlemen...to the Denny's.
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LED ZEPPELIN COVERS to know where this is going.
Isabelle framed everything in terms of herself.
It's all about the bait you use. What do you use? Crotchless panties.
"Chasin' that tail, it won't leave me alone. B*tches don't want me, lest I got a bone" - Otis "Dogface" Johnson
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
Gnomes are not the most efficient lumberjacks, but they are the proudest.
My dream is complete! A geometric house, a big TV and a beautiful woman to share it. Tom? What about some furniture? I SAID COMPLETE!
A TRUCK SEEKS ITS NATURAL PREY... BICYCLES.
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
Damn you, quick-setting concrete. Damn you to Hell!
History... now in color!