Guess who won't pee his pants anymore? You guessed right!
So that one smells like C4?
I like my men like I like my fruitcake...Nutty and full of rum!
Father, Florence is joining the suffragette movement, Millicent is off to Paris to paint nudes and I'm moving in with my lover, Clarisse. Just shoot me now!
In Tsarist Russia globe invades you
THAT ONE IS UNDERSIZED THROW HIM BACK
Guess which part of my husband I liked cutting up the most?
I have no idea what I'm doing. You're hired.
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh
I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
MY HOBO CAKE It's mostly whiskey.
Nope! Chuck Testa!
Girl, if I had a swing like that in my back yard... I'd play on it all day.
You wanna know somethin'? Ya mess with the wrong kid... you get buried in the sandbox.
Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.
Careful If you walk like an Egyptian you might freeze like that.