DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.
Slow down!! 4 miles per hour, are you crazy man?
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
It's the reason I get out of bed every afternoon!
For centuries, scientists have dedicated their entire careers to finding out where stupid comes from.
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!