October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
Here, let me wash some of that ugly off your face.
When you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin.
I GAVE THAT WITCH A TRIAL as it turned out, witches hate trials.
The ducks then realized that they're in fact f**king ducks, and that they don't need his stupid Ark.
Hmm look at that killer ostrich on the loose.
FINALLY! Intelligent Life in the Universe!
In Soviet Russia tank drive you.
I got no strings to hold me down
Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
Breaking News - Fall 2011 semester starts at BYU.
I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
Little Susie's pyromania became apparent at her 8th Birthday party. Candles..little fires..8 perfect little fires.
So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?