FINALLY! Intelligent Life in the Universe!
historic lols
COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.
LILY WONKA. Despite inventing chocolate laxatives, she could never match her brother's success.
Are you going on vacation, Mr. Leary? No, Fred, I'm just taking a little trip.
No Pop. Old Yeller Is My Dog.
CONE-ANNE THE LIBRARIAN Robert E Howard
Sock hop - it's a rave with a curfew.
There now, the bleeding's stopped. Have we learned our lesson?
MY LIFE FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS? OH HELL NO!
ARTHROPODS you never have to worry about their going soft.
Sir it's all you can eat not all you can hide in your pouch.
