BED JUMPING your parents told you not to, but NO, you know EVERYTHING
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting
I got some popsicles in my basement if you all wanna come inside...
I'm ready. Me too. I'm still damp. I'm good. I need a few more minutes. Hey girls, I just thought of something. Instead of wearing them while they dry, why don't we just hang the clothes out by themselves?
Once the brain has been removed, your headaches should stop.
dat ass since the dawn of time, my friends since the dawn of time
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.