historic lols

I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.

Doing the math quickly, Jane realised penis was not worth this much.

My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!

STEAMPIMPIN' my ride.

B*tch, you didn't!

Does Thou Have Thine Pass to the Blunderbuss Exposistion

Yep. This is definitely the Cat House.

TODAY'S SAFETY WORD IS "MORE"

Mush, b*tches mush!

I love a martini. Two at the most. Three, I am under the table. Four, I am under the host...

I don't care what the critics say! I'm outstanding in my field!

COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.

I can tell by the way he uses his walk... he's a woman's man... no time to talk.

That damn cat is back!

Looks impressive..Is he a boss? No. Even better. He's "Like a Boss."