historic lols

That damn cat is back!

BACON.NATURE'S HEROIN.

I see. And how long have you felt your children were trying to kill you?

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The Founding Fathers have been kidnapped from the past and brought to 2012 Chicago.

In their time here, they have hit on ladies. This is the video documentation of their efforts.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.

BRING IN THE NEXT ONE! Pity they don't last longer. Men are so delicate.

WENCHCRAFT. THE TIPS ARE BETTER THAN IN WITCHCRAFT.

The ducks then realized that they're in fact f**king ducks, and that they don't need his stupid Ark.

HEDWIG Disapproves of this.

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

Wicky Wicky Wicky Old Skool

Steve was perturbed over the lack of concern his friends displayed when he fell down the well.

Your really getting on my nerves! "You're!" It's "You're"! Grammar Nazis always gotta ruin the party.