Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" - Mark Twain
For erections holding more than 4 men, Please see your doctor
THE HAMMOCK. Invented because someone was too lazy to drag their bed to the back yard.
Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!
MUSICAL CHAIRS you win some, you lose some.
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
Arachnid-fellow, Arachnid-fellow, Accomplishes that which is capable of an arachnid.
Sorry gents, but Booty calls!
Sister Rosemary calls in an airstrike on the new Protestant church on Maple Street.
HMMM.....I guess I'd have to say "The Empire Strikes Back" was the best.
There's one thing I need you to know first, Johnny. I wear a pretty serious retainer at night.