historic lols

Whaddya mean, you're going to the library.You can't even read!!

By this account, The bird is indeed the word.

No Pop. Old Yeller Is My Dog.

I don't care what the critics say! I'm outstanding in my field!

Blessed art thou... Who catcheth them all.

"Wallstreet" when I was a kid...

Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing

Impaler? I barely know her!

Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.

BRING IN THE NEXT ONE! Pity they don't last longer. Men are so delicate.

Open you piece of sh*t!

It's the reason I get out of bed every afternoon!

INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.

Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway

I hear there's a new app called "Sense of Humor." Download it B*TCH.