Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
Wait, everybody, stop! Time out! We need to clean up that broken glass before somebody cuts himself!
...Along came a spider, And sat down beside her, And she like COMPLETELY lost her sh*t. I mean, the thing was the size of a Buick.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"? IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING... OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING!
Early washing machines could cleverly double as make-up mirrors
Sickness and hatred and angst, oh my!
This might be the beer talking, but, I really love beer!
When cross-dressing failed to provide the thrill it once had...Reginald also became a swinger.
Where are they going with our lifeboats?
Check Thy Soul Before Thou Wreck Thy Soul
See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.
SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.
Are you going on vacation, Mr. Leary? No, Fred, I'm just taking a little trip.