funny

No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...

Freudian sip

IF ONLY SO SIMPLE.

Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?

FIRST ROLLER COASTER so close yet so very, very far

You're so much more fun than Anne! She was so mean to me that I just HAD to get rid of her! Is this...a piece of bone?

Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system

"TOUCHDOWN!"

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

Huddled masses: it's no longer a boat. Now it's Wal-Mart.

Noah, is that Ark finished yet???

It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

It puts the uranium in the warhead or it gets the hose again...