IT IS AGREED! We settle this like Gentlemen!
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.
Injured in a carriage accident? Call 1-800-Barrister "We'll get thee every farthing thou deserve!"
It's the reason I get out of bed every afternoon!
Apple's first invention
What? You wouldn't bring a CAT to a Dog fight, would ya ?
Nils Bohlin Inventor Of The Seatbelt
SANDWICHES she's just not gonna make 'em anymore.
Babies: this is how they get here.
THAT ONE IS UNDERSIZED THROW HIM BACK
If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.
Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
All I wanted was some ice for my drink.
Yeah, then my shrink told me I was delusional. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off my unicorn.