funny

I'm telling you, as the dominant species, we'll never go extinct.

Blessed art thou... Who catcheth them all.

She wouldn't need so many suitcases if she wore some of the clothes

Why must this happen every time I take a BUBBLE BATH?!

yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.

EXPECT DELAYS AT CUSTOMS

Television is going to feature entertainment you cannot imagine. But you'll need to be liquored up to endure most of it.

Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products

When cross-dressing failed to provide the thrill it once had...Reginald also became a swinger.

The wife discovers browser history, author unknown, oil on canvas, 1768

RISING GAS PRICES forced Michelle to use alternative means of transportation..