He just wanted a platonic relationship. She wanted to take it a step further...Seducing Dr. Scholl. Coming soon to theaters.
pooped the bed
WHAT EVERY MAN FEARS #3285:"Oh, crap - my exes met and actually LIKE each other!!!!" You know, you're nowhere near as sltty as Joe said you were! Thank you! You're not the evil, castrating btch he described you as, either!
NATURAL PREDATORS the cheetah and the cougar are two of the best
Why yes we have been drinking S'mores Schnapps
Now, watch what happens when i shoot him in the face.
All we did is ask if the pasta was ready yet...There was no need to dump it on our heads! I'm afraid to ask for more breadsticks.
In the old days, when people went to strip clubs, they went in disguise.
I've got to cut back her dosage!
mormonism 101 essentials 1. child bride 2. year's supply of food
divine creation evolution discussing politics during a family reunion is never a good idea
Yup, I'd board that too.
Oh for Olympus' sake, Zeus, cut it out! I'm right here, dammit! I can SEE you!! What' the big deal? We're just playing a friendly game of follow the leda!