SHOW AND TELL NEEDS BOUNDARIES.
Captain Morgan's lesser known brother...Corporal Punishment.
MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT
Yes Harold I'm taking your wings, you should know better than throwing rotten eggs at the gentry from above.
Why are you pointing the cannon at me?!?!
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" - Mark Twain
WORKOUT BUDDIES slack-t*ts and high-pants were the best of friends until they heard their nicknames for each other, and then things got awkward.
The body wash said it would attract them nothing about how to be rid of them...