funny

"YES, I LOVE ANIMALS, DARLING! AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ZIPPERS."

WTF am I doing?

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

1929 and it's raining stock brokers.

BE CAREFUL THAZ MAH BESTEST MOUSE

They say Katy Perry copies Gaga. Well, they can both kiss MY ass.

To her father's chagrin, Denise Cthulhu decided on a career as a dance hall girl.

Typewriting while driving

To remove stilts is to admit defeat.

Dat tuffet!

Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!

VENTRILOQUISM not at all creepy.

Can you hear this, or shall I turn it up?

I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.