I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.
Breaking News - Meanwhile in Flordia...
And my final rose goes to...
The reason beans are banned on Amtrak today.
Why dad lost custody.
...And if he says any snide remark, I can let him have it? That's right!
I do not like The Cone of Shame
So then I told John, "I'm going out to get you some fixin's for a sandwich."
Everyone unfriended me on Facebook!!!!!!
I can tell by the way he uses his walk... he's a woman's man... no time to talk.
My brave knight, the dragon hath not been slain entirely. Grab your sword and finish him. But I'd have to put down my soup, and it's all the way over there...