what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what
sit up straight! Victors don't slouch. Did you remember to pray before battle? Would that my love were living still, and I could leave her nosy arse at home!
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.
Bane of glockenspiel-loving romantics... Glock-blocking
12 April 1485 Opening day at the Spanish Inquisition amusement park
Worst. Piggyback. Ever.
The scourge of the Jazz Age "Hell's Flappers"
Laptops are so mainstream.
Do you reject science and all its works? I do.
Stand back I was a paper-boy!