One TV, 5 channels and there was always something good on
QUICKLY CHILDREN! TO THE NIGHTMARE MOBILE!
ONE THING THEY NEVER MENTION IN MOST VERSIONS OF THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD STORY IS THAT GRANDMA AND THE WOLF HAD MET BEFORE.
remind me to stop eating at the Old Country Buffet...
SESAME STREET (Japanese Edition)
If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!
As little Thomas walked away, every time he turned around, the cat was a few steps closer.
Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.
now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?
I should have known that those tickets were too cheap to be any good.
Ant Farms It's almost like having real friends...almost
Well well well...no reptile dysfunction here!
Hooters & Shooters Inaugural Issue : May 1887
MAYBE THIS WEIGHT will bring my pants and socks down from the Stratosphere.
A simpler time, when horniness superseded child safety.
If the mouse floats, I'm pregnant? I don't understand these pregnancy tests.