funny

Scottish Wedding Rite: Knock oot the bride - Claim a share o' the dowry.

SOMEONE is overcompensating...

"Look. I take care of my cubs, so no worries."

She could never imagine that one day this would be so mainstream.

Some of my contents have settled during shipping

TWIST OF FATE the affair was over the moment Gwen showed Alfred her pecker.

MY HOBO CAKE It's mostly whiskey.

Arachnid-fellow, Arachnid-fellow, Accomplishes that which is capable of an arachnid.

Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...

They're called sporks!

I see what God did there.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME to ask about the sandwich.

Mug shot #6498012: arrested for ogling women

Clarinet Kid I salute you.

HATRED now with carnival rides!!