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I say - at the haberdashery from whence you acquired your raiment - pray tell, did they also peddle men's finery?

COME ON, SEVEN - DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SANDALS!!!!

Ahhhh, the Good Old Days....when a boy could carry a fairly realistic looking toy gun, and neither a SWAT team nor Homeland Security would show up.

Before the invention of infomercials, Billy Mays pitched his products door-to-door.

Old, Old Spice I'm on your ass

ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS

Real Men Don't Eat Honey They Chew Bees!

Are you going on vacation, Mr. Leary? No, Fred, I'm just taking a little trip.

After coming of age Goldilocks found she loved to sleep in the beds of many woodland creatures

Give your wench a bench. Wenches love benches.

A THREE HOUR TOUR A three hour tour...

Betty liked showing off to friends the food she had stored, until the fridge died of high cholesterol.

I do not retreat I attack in the opposite direction