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FORENSIC TIP #11 blood stains require bleach to degrade the DNA

Talk about sexy! "Ants-In-Her-Pants" panties will give that special lady in your life the confidence she needs to succeed outside the nest! Also, mirthful chuckles WITH you, not AT you...

2 girlz 1 cup origins

The first time I saw a penis.

WE ARE LIVIN IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM A MATERIAL SQUIRREL

The Collar of Avoidance. Very popular during THOSE days.

Huh, I guess she wasn't a witch after all.

SO LONG THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

Now you're thinking with portals

Appetizer, entree, now I just need dessert! I wonder where the bacon aisle is?