funny

Not now, dear. Mommy's on a winning streak.

BED JUMPING your parents told you not to, but NO, you know EVERYTHING

Sigh, why do I always have to clean up the guillotine?

Listen, im gonna crash it... we'll call it Dubstep.

To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.

Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important

THE KNEE? Bitch, Please