funny

Zombie Farmers Menacing hayfields since 1876

OMG! Kramer, I'm gonna kill you! I sent that card to hundreds of people! My parents, my boss, my 10 year old nephew!

and that my dear is how the internet works

ONCE UPON A TIME celebrities were a credit to society. -Buster Keaton (I think)

...Along came a spider, And sat down beside her, And she like COMPLETELY lost her sh*t. I mean, the thing was the size of a Buick.

Just one more roll to finish this dress...