WELL, I DUNNO. IF I HAD TO GUESS, I'D SAY IT'S A PIPE.
I normally don't relax. But, when I do, I like to snuggle up to a nice roaring fire in the fireplace... the kitchen, the washroom, the attic, the laundry room, the linen closet, the garage...
ALICE COOPER: CIRCA 1880
Rural "Zoos" Need Your Help
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE FIRST WOMEN TO TRY THE NEW ORGASMATRON 3000
NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: WITH THIS EGG, I THEE WED. . .with this egg...
I don't know why you insist on my holding the music down here. You'd get a much better view if I held it higher.
WTF am I doing?