omg, i just jazzed in my pants
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Boobies' at will to old ladies.
A pillow over his face who knew it could be so easy?
THE CURRENT wasn't the only thing that was fast around there.
hows that sandwich coming along daddy im on fire have your mom make it then
River Dance.......You're... Doing it wrong
Stick pins in the doll in the heart and groin and drop in an urn full of water to insure the quick demise of an unfaithful husband.
INVENTION OF THE HOT TUB early models had a few bugs to work out.
See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.
In the old days, cheerleaders weren't very enthusiastic.
When mamma bear's away, papa bear will play. Let's find out which is more comfortable, the chairs or the beds!!!
GOING TO THE MOON. BRB
although i think youre very pretty and well spoken miss my dog seems to have his eye on one of the other contestants