funny

A "D" in European History?... Seriously?

Thousand year empire lasts only 13 years. Challenge accepted.

B*TCHES drive me insane with all their whinings.

Let me play for you the song of my people. Don't worry it's only a short one.

Wow, this place is really drafty!

I said Coke is best! You're crazy! Pepsi by a mile!

Here's to you, Don! The most creative, best kissing, most profitable ad-man in the business! Wait, what?

i suggest you remove the clause stating that my wife is a trollop mr jefferson!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

We could have all fit in the car.

CAN YOU MOVE, I'M TRYING TO DRAW SOME LANDSCAPE