Thou shalt live in a chariot down by the Tiber!
There's always room for Cello !
Of course we look down on people who still live in log cabins.
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
What's that you say? You want some head?
So it's settled then Bros before hos
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"? IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING... OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING!
Fancy Cats Demand Fancy Feast
I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis
Breaking News - Fall 2011 semester starts at BYU.
There now, the bleeding's stopped. Have we learned our lesson?
Thelma decided to 'go green' by harnessing the power of her hot flashes.