FRIEND REQUESTS not so easy in 1942
Society had torn them apart, but Sally dreamed of being with her true love again someday.
WTF! That little girl is picking Abe Lincoln's pocket
The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!
SENSE surprisingly this makes some
...Along came a spider, And sat down beside her, And she like COMPLETELY lost her sh*t. I mean, the thing was the size of a Buick.
INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.
Taking your father to school on" What my father does for a living day" is a bit unnerving when your father is Beelzebub
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
Saw ya wailin on that seal, bra high five, he got owned!
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Lights on, clothes on. Lights off, clothes off.
Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
My brave knight, the dragon hath not been slain entirely. Grab your sword and finish him. But I'd have to put down my soup, and it's all the way over there...