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Two wenches One goblet
Huddled masses: it's no longer a boat. Now it's Wal-Mart.
The reason beans are banned on Amtrak today.
Snuggie! Now in smaller, more flattering sizes!
Art Student Owl Can Relate
The experiment with visionally impaired lumberjacks went horrilbly wrong.
Crazy cat woman takes her kittens intravenously, on the move.
Your Safeword is: "studebaker"
Just kidding LOL
And so having dragged the monster from the river, they decided to put it to good use and make sausage from its meat. It was the Beast of Thames, it was the Wurst of Thames.
DIAPERS Dad never did figure out how to put one on correctly.
Struttin' that ass.
IT WAS HERE that I lost all interest in genealogy.
OH NO NOT THE EYE MY BEES