You're right, Robert. It was damned short-sighted of us to have her built in Omaha.
For the love of all things holy, woman. Call the rescue squad!!! I'm sorry, dear. I can't hear you. I'm in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
Here kitty kitty kitty
Lamp, I swear Desk meant nothing!
Three bottles of wine and a dirty limerick later Betty and Jean thorougly ruined their friendship..........
Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT