Planking. It didn't catch on at first.
Talk? Why no, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.
I saw it hanging on the hotel bathroom wall and I just had to have it!
And God made the CAT...
everyday i'm shufflin
An Amish Kindle.
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
All we did is ask if the pasta was ready yet...There was no need to dump it on our heads! I'm afraid to ask for more breadsticks.
Well, I SAID I wanted a small house in the country...
Laptops are so mainstream.
OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....
Now you're thinking with portals
Citizen I have an eviction notice, you are blocking the town's culvert.