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So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?

Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.

This is all backward. I'm supposed to be sleeping it off while she sits and thinks too much about our relationship. And why is that? Why? Is it me? What have I done wrong? I don't understand...

A TRUCK SEEKS ITS NATURAL PREY... BICYCLES.

Yes, we are all aware it is not as good as your mother's porridge. Can we not just have a nice dinner for once?

Then the old man says to the Devil, "No, I'm not scared of you, I been married to your sister for 40 years."

I KNOW JESUS LOVES ME BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK I'M A DERP?

I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.

It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.

The Huntress Magazine in this issue: Gun Safety Desert Camoflauge Practical Footwear

Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy

LOW RIDER drives a little slower.

The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!

Smaller dresses? no... Bigger doors was the answer.

Ugh, hold on. Lemme retweet this idiot...