Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
Snape kills Dumbledore. Now go fill my damn food bowl.
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
PONTIAC it's too bad they don't make them anymore...
I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
I really do enjoy a game of pocket billiards
LOL, just use one of Adams Ribs
Mush, b*tches mush!
Chicks dig bling.
$200. Same as in town.
Hail thee well Wenches For thy Party commences right here.... ....in my Breeches
Are you TRYING to offend me? This is a WHITE baby ....5 grand MINIMUM!
THAT'S WHERE WE PUT UNWANTED KIDS!!