Let's go, girls...those streets aren't gonna walk themselves...
Calvin & Hobbes Bros. Grimm Edition
LUTE I am your fondler
LOG PULLING the favorite past time of many handsome boys
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
Mary Poppyseed dispensing powdered happiness since the Opium Wars
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"? IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING... OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING!
Your sister has that same mole on her inner thigh
Wanted you to know, I totally just blasted my triceps.
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
STOP BEING SO DAMN EXPENSIVE
WHAT EVERY MAN FEARS #3285:"Oh, crap - my exes met and actually LIKE each other!!!!" You know, you're nowhere near as sltty as Joe said you were! Thank you! You're not the evil, castrating btch he described you as, either!
PINCHIN' A LOAF
And then the evil doctor sewed each one mouth to a...GAHHH! NO MORE!!!
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
COOL ALLEGORY, BRO!
Moar bros over at BROS!
After everyone at the palace had tired of his 'Pull my finger' joke, the King was forced to have people brought in from the surrounding area. Go on... pull one's finger. I'd really rather not.