It's from a group that calls itself the Publishers Clearing House....it seems we may have already won two million dollars in their sweepstakes.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
Yep...protect the head. That's the most important part...
Ohhh...It's those pesky door to door salesmen again. Hans tell them we don't need anymore magazine subscriptions.
My brave knight, the dragon hath not been slain entirely. Grab your sword and finish him. But I'd have to put down my soup, and it's all the way over there...
Nude chicks flying babies swans shields paintings peacock feathers pitchfork best year sale haul ever!
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A WEEKLY SESSION WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAINER. MEDIEVAL HEALTH CLUBS PRIDED THEMSELVES ON HAVING ALL THE LATEST EQUIPMENT
This is all backward. I'm supposed to be sleeping it off while she sits and thinks too much about our relationship. And why is that? Why? Is it me? What have I done wrong? I don't understand...
Wanted: Youth to act as candle stand pay 5 cents per day with occasional time off for sleep.
WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE WITH THAT FAIL?
LOG PULLING the favorite past time of many handsome boys
Yeah, it was an interesting trip. I learned that the king's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I always suspected.
Look we know you're depressed but these Facebook posts have got to STOP!
You got to know when to hold 'em, Master Rogers... But now might be a good time to fold 'em...
He just wanted a platonic relationship. She wanted to take it a step further...Seducing Dr. Scholl. Coming soon to theaters.