I control the spice I control the universe
color
remind me to stop eating at the Old Country Buffet...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Presenting the 1953 Buick Expensive well-dressed back-seat hussy standard!
Well we had to hock the washing machine, the piano and all the furniture but we managed to buy out Bloomingdales' entire spring collection!
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
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As you can clearly see this man is NOT a terminator.
Continue to play that fashionable piece, Caucasian male.
A TESTIMONIAL from the prettiest girl in chemo.
B*tch, calm yourself. I wasn't tryina holla.
