By jaspatrick
No, in point of fact, this is a dubstep piece and I'll not have you calling it "house" in my presence again!
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Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.
BIRTH CONTROL by Michael Bay
Via www.reddit.com
ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS
If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.
No, honey. Not tonight. I have a headache.
