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You cannot get on an Airplane if you have shampoo and Toothpaste! When will you people learn!

Mush, b*tches mush!

Yep...protect the head. That's the most important part...

On the next edition of "Maury".... Thomas declares he be not the "Baby Daddy"

The Irish Springs Soap Dispensery

FORENSIC TIP #11 blood stains require bleach to degrade the DNA

See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.

We're investigating the theft of six cheezburgers. What's in your white sack? Open it now.

Impaler? I barely know her!

...and then he showed everyone in the whole castle! Before internet and cell phone cameras, beautiful girls had to beware of unscrupulous painters.

Why oh why did I marry a vegetarian?

Separation of church and state? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I do not retreat I attack in the opposite direction

"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"

INVENTION OF THE HOT TUB early models had a few bugs to work out.

Oh Ye of little faith!