Wow, this place is really drafty!
Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
Oh, why just stop at pulling a FINGER?
Sexy is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
Before exorcisms were popular, it was common to twist the demons right out of the head.
COOL ALLEGORY, BRO!
Moar bros over at BROS!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"? IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING... OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING!
IT REQUIRES A REAL MAN to kill a spider.
Indeed you are correct, sir. It truly is a magnificent johnson.
OH GLORIA. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STICKLIKE.